amazing-prussia:

My brain when I read a math problem

rendzina:

when somebody cares for you, it is so apparent. in their words, in their gestures, in their actions - it is obvious. don’t settle for anybody who leaves you wondering.

thesoftestsensation:

I wanna make out so bad right now. Nice and slow. Soft moans. Fingers slipping underneath shirts and waistbands. That kind of making out that builds slowly. Hitched breathes and your hips rocking against my thigh. Open mouthed gasps against your neck and fingers tight in my hair. Firm thighs and rough denim and soaked cotten pressing into you. Too many clothes but it feels so good. I just want to make you feel good.

cannibalchicken:

thexostranger:

when this plays, search is underway…

agarotado27dejunho:

littlekiwi37-archive:

goddamngeckogirl:

assignedtwinkatbirth:

There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late

The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschusspanik’

Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows

thehighwayphantom:

cornfield-cryptid:

cruzfucker69:

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

crime-porn:

DING DONG WHOS THERE

ME!!!!!!!

alanide:

those japanese anti-piracy lads.png

kurxo:

[Logical]

henry-exe:

crankyteapot:

mega-taiga:

knhdgjkfjhjkdfjkdgdkjldkfjghs??????

behold a man

and behind him, a vampire.

ramujetto:

Uwaah~!

maraldart:

Currently working on a bunch of “morphing stag beetles”